“I am not afraid to go to ‘a home’ when the time comes, but I am afraid they won’t let me even talk about Minipearl, let alone bring one in,” writes Susan Tixier at 67 in a guest blog for SeasonedSex.com titled “Retirement Home? Can I Bring My Sex Toys?” So she is talking about it now:
One day I’ll be going into a home and when that happens, let me be clear that I’ll need that (1) Minipearl can go with me, (2) I have plenty of batteries, and (3) there are no rules or reasons against my using it.
Recently, I had my 67th birthday and a dear friend sent me a new Minipearl. It occurred to me then that there would be a birthday – not too soon, one hopes – when I’d be in a home and I would probably be prohibited from receiving such a gift. That thought gave me a fright.
What would I do? Could I ask the caretakers to organize an outing to a sex shop? Would it put off other customers to see a gaggle of old people in diapers, using walkers and wheelchairs, shuffling around as they tried to find their favorite sex toy? Maybe I’d have to organize a smuggling ring?
Susan’s favorite, the Vibratex Mini Pearl: