Mystic Wand: magic companion for trip to moon!

This send-me-to-the-moon vibrator has the power of a Hitachi Magic Wand (the former king of powerful vibrators), but it’s lighter, more comfortable to hold, more versatile, cordless, and smaller for travel and storage. And it’s waterproof!

When the lovely folks at TabuToys wrote that they were singing show tunes about this vibrator, I was skeptical. But I’m singing show tunes (right now: “Oh, What a Beautiful Morning!”), too. Here’s what I love:

  • The head has a smooth surface at the top and a ridged surface around the sides. Position it perpendicular to your sweet spot for smooth, or rest it horizontally for ridged. Very nice.
  • The head is comfortable, has a little “give” like the Hitachi and unlike most big-headed vibrators.
  • There’s a flexible connection between the head and the handle so you can make it easy on your wrist without compromising where it touches. The handle is smooth and contoured for a comfortable hand hold.
  • It doesn’t need to be plugged in! Insert four AA batteries, and you’re done.
  • It has six modes: pulse, morse code, roller coaster, and three intensities of steady: medium steady, strong steady, and oh-my-god-don’t-stop steady.
I’ve reviewed many toys, and this one jumps–or, more accurately, buzzes–its way into my top three all-time favorites. Kudos to Vibratex. You’d think they were thinking of seniors when they designed these power and comfort elements. Maybe they were!
Surely TabuToys thinks of seniors, because they always let me know when they have a new product that they’re eager to have me test and review for you.
TabuToys sent me a bonus: a Sneaky Sack. This adult toy storage bag hangs on a hanger in the closet–or even inside a jacket hanging in the closet–hiding your toys from prying eyes in case a grandkid, housecleaner, carpenter, or new lover is snooping around. This sack has three large compartments: Interior of main compartment is 17.25″H x 12.5″W, front pocket is 12″H x 12″W, and back pocket is 13″H x 12.25″W.  You can store lots of toys, lube, jewelry, erotica–whatever you want to keep out of sight.


3/28/13 update: I was horrified to discover that my Mystic Wand is broken, and because of a stupid defect. The controls developed holes, and now I can’t turn it on. Hey, sex toy manufacturers — make your toys last if you want them to appeal to us seniors! We have a lot of life left in us, and we don’t want our vibrators to die on us, especially not after less than three years. Harrummph.


  1. Joan Price on December 6, 2013 at 8:10 pm

    I deserted it in favor of other toys, Michael. I think they have changed the materials around the buttons, because I can't find anyone else who has had this kind of issue with it. Other people sing the praises of this wand, as I did, without it falling apart on them.

  2. Michael on December 6, 2013 at 7:58 pm

    Hi Joan,

    What did you end up doing about the broken Mystic Wand? Did you opt to purchase a new one or just forgo the toy altogether? I was curious if Vibratex thought this was an isolated event or if others are experiencing the same issue.

  3. Joanna Cake on June 2, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    My Vibratex is becoming one of my favourite toys. It's just so versatile and extremely portable 🙂 And, if you do get caught out at an airport or whatever, it does actually look like a neck massager!

  4. Joan Price on May 12, 2010 at 11:43 pm

    I know, Sue, I thought the same. But technology is advancing, and you'd be amazed at the Hitachi's upstart rivals these days!

  5. Sue Katz on May 12, 2010 at 11:16 pm

    I'm such a patriot when it comes to Hitachi, that it is hard for me to suspend my skepticism. How can 4 batteries match the power of a plug-in?! But since it is you giving the praise, Joan, I'm going to have to accept your judgment and start saving up my pennies. My only problem with my Hitachi Magic Wand is that it is so heavy – so this one sounds like it answers that issue. Thanks!

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